04-17-2007, 12:12 AM
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.