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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard.  He did a number on it.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

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