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how to save the airlines
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES





Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the
hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country
would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it
right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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#2
Now there's an idea Big GrinTongue
THEY CALL ME THE SHEPHERD!!! AKA LK HUNTER, FACE BOOK MARIO HUNTER, THE GREAT ONE HUNTER, ETC.
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#3
LMAO!  could work!
"God is a havana smoker, I've see his gray clouds"
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#4
Brilliant minds think alike...I proposed this to Richard Bransom about 2.5 yrs ago as both HE and I were pulled out of line at JFK for the shake down!!
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#5
nsfw

http://www.naked-air.com/

an old idea actually lol.  and frankly outside of qantas the only plane you'll get me on.
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#6
what, did you hijack my brain while i wasn't looking? i've been wanting an adult airline for years. at the very least, a "don't scowl at me as you throw stale peanuts and cheese whiz in my general direction."

i hate to say it, but the flamer steward dudes (not that there's anything wrong with that) usually have the better attitudes and work harder. the women just seem to be fed up with their station in life to the point of insanity.

best recent flight: Lanchile, where young, beautiful latinas treated you like first class, in coach. polite, easygoing with the bar, no dirty scowling.

an idea: we can purify the air in a damn space station for years on end, so how tough can it be to have a stogie smoking section on "skipper's bada-bing air?"

as for terrorists, i howled with laughter then paused with a "hey, he might have something there," when ted nugent suggested we let absolutely everyone take a gun on every flight. it would be a very, very polite plane. Big Grin
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#7
Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo Wrote:HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES





Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the
hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country
would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it
right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

BRILLIANT!!
I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Cool
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#8
[ROTF]
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#9
Just make sure you got plenty of $ingles!!!!
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