12-22-2007, 04:44 AM
As we reach this time of such religious fervor in the U.S. and around the world, it will be of value to understand each other's viewpoints a little better. This is the shortest comparative religion course you can ever take.
* Taoism: If you understand shit, it isn't shit
* Hinduism: This shit happened before
* Confucianism: Confucious say 'shit happens'
* Buddhism: Shit will happen to you again
* Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
* Sikhism: Leave our shit alone
* Jehova's Witness: Knock Knock. shit happens
* Atheism: I don't believe this shit
* Agnosticism: Can you prove that shit happens?
* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Shit happens, amen to that.
* Judaism: Why does shit keep happening to us?
* Orthodox Judaism: So shit happens, already.
* Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke that shit
* Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama
* Nation of Islam: Don't take no shit
* New Age: Visualize shit happening
* Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors
* Hedonism: I love it when shit happens
* Satanism: sneppah tihs
* Existentialism: What is shit, anyway?
* Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137
* Mormonism: Excrement happens (don't say shit)
* Baptism: We'll wash the shit right off you
* Mysticism: This is really weird shit
* Voodoo: Shit doesn't just happen - We made it happen
* Wicca: You can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times
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' Mark Twain was right: Under certain trying circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
BTW thats not a cigar my Avatar is smoking.
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