Colonoscopy list

[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

Things you may want to say when you go for your test...

 

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
 
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
 
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
 
5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
 
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
 
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
 
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
 
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
 
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
 
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
 
 
And the best one of all.
 
12. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

[sergione]

[lol]

I liked this one...hahahahaha....good find Skip

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 

[chris1980]

Thats great skip[thumbsup]

[Tonto]

[lol]

[steve047]

[lol]

[Bluesman455]

LOL!!!  [lol]

[davidwys]

first and last one are the bast...good find

[SmokyOneKenobi]

"11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'"

[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]

Great find Skipper

[US_Tank]

[lol]

I liked this one...hahahahaha....good find Skip

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 

 

That's cause he likes boys!    [lol]

[ashman]

Have yet to have one, but will refer to this list once I am ready.