01-29-2009, 04:41 PM
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
[i]"[/i][b]Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."[/b]
[b]We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."[/b]
[b][b]"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."[/b]
[b]Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"[/b]
[b]"I don't remember much after that..." [/b][/b]
[i]"[/i][b]Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."[/b]
[b]We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."[/b]
[b][b]"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."[/b]
[b]Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"[/b]
[b]"I don't remember much after that..." [/b][/b]
