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Whale Humour
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Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.

Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as The whaling ship that killed his father.

Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that
Killed my father! Let's swim closer!"

When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we swim under the Ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a million Pieces? That will be sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.

So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship, and blew
Enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and
Crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces.

The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors Were not dead, but clinging to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean.

The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, "They're still
Alive, but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp up all the
Sailors!"

That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the male and said, "Oh No... I agreed to the blow job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen."

They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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#2
Haha.
-Darrell
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#3
parum pum!!!

LOL

Thanks for making me laugh Jimmie, you made my day. Ive been sad since I got back home from missing all the guys and gals!!!
"Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace."
Raul Julia

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#4
LOL! NICE!!! LMAO
This is my boomstick!
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#5
LMAO That was awesome. I needed a good laugh. Thx Mum
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#6
Haha only Jimmie only Jimmie lol
I started the sit down video.....The Transporter!!
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(08-02-2010, 09:41 PM)chris1980 Wrote: Haha only Jimmy only jimmy lol


Yea and maybe one day I'll learn to spell..Wink
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(08-02-2010, 09:50 PM)Jimmie the Mum Wrote:
(08-02-2010, 09:41 PM)chris1980 Wrote: Haha only Jimmy only jimmy lol


Yea and maybe one day I'll learn to spell..Wink

Umm ok Confused
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#9
Look at the word "Humour" in the title, should be humor...
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