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Two Trees
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech asks the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, and he replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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LMAO
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That was good
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LOL
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LMAO
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