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Top 9 Amusing Statements from the Olympics
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Here are the top nine regrettable comments made during the summer Olympics from professional commentators/announcers and players:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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LMAONowthatsfunnyLMAONowthatsfunny
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#3
lmao...thats great, thanks
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#4
Eleven dicks on the field...
LOL too funny!
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#5
Terrific!!! Those are great.
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#6
last one is best, especially since they realized immediately what they said.... Big Grin
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#7
9 and 2 are my favorities.
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#8
Lol1
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#9
I'm going to have to borrow this!
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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