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Times are really getting tough when
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Times are really getting tough when

You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while dancing.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism, but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A picture is now only worth 100 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!

The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked what size vest I wear.
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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#2
LOL...
--Mike
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#3
LOL
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#4
HAHAHA
As Mr. Mum says "make the time you wont regret it"
2010 the year I got my a$$ handed to me from my fellow SC brothers!
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They are all good.Big Grin
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#6
Best joke this year. And so true in many aspects. And skinnies should never say yar!
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#7
Pretty good stuff right there!
I like smoking lightning
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#8
Times are getting so tough now....even some of Parkster's jokes are funny.... Tongue Big Grin
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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(03-13-2011, 10:40 PM)Tonto Wrote: Times are getting so tough now....even some of Parkster's jokes are funny.... Tongue Big Grin

LOL, now, that's the best one yet.
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
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#10
That's great. I don't know which one I liked best.
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