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The Robfather Has Come Off the Chain
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I've tried to be reserved during my five year tenure on this board.  I've let it rip a bit.  Let a little of my psychosis slip out every now in then in word or deed for the amusement of the general membership.  But always kept myself under control.  Always struggled and endeavored to maintain control.

And then Jim beat me.  Again.  And again.  And yet again.  He shamed the Robfather in public.  Drove the Robfather to the brink.  I tried to be a good boy.  I tried.  Forgive me father.

I believe I have in my possession someone you hold dear James.

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Rest assured.  She is in good condition.  For now.

Ferocious Freddy Frantic Phallus is keeping her company as we speak.  A word of caution though about Fred.  He's a bit uncontrollable at times and very much the sexual deviant.  In other words if Tank's incessant advances towards your beloved made you uncomfortable Fred makes Tank seem like a gentleman.

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Attempt no rescue.  Contact no authorities.  Two of my best men are heavily armed and on 24-7 watch.  The slightest attempt or inclination of a rescue attempt would be most unfortunate.

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Understand James.  They are highly trained.  With oh so itchy trigger fingers and an insatiable appetite for gore fueled by endless hours of Call of Duty.

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It would be such a shame to ruin such a pretty little face.  She's got real pretty lips James.  I'm sure you'll do the right thing for her sake.

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Do not contact the authorities James.  Do not contact Eric.  Do not contact Mikey or the other Mods.  Do not seek the help of the Tank.  Any such action would be detrimental to the well being of your little one here.

You wanted the Robfather Jimbo.  You wanted more posts.  Come on Jimmy.  Come on baby GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!! OOOOHHHH AAHHHH  AAHHHHHH AAHHHH!

Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the Robfather knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the Robfather and Hell Came Following Close Behind.

Come on baby.  Let's dance!

 

We will be in touch soon James with our list of demands.

 

 
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#2
[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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#3
You sick sick B.A.S.T.A.R.D

One little hair, just one litttle hair of Betty's is out of place and your a dead man.

You sick mother!!

[size=7]This is WAR!!!!!!!!!!! [/size]
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
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#4
I want Betty back and I want her back NOW...
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
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Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
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#5
Jimmie the Mum Wrote:You sick sick B.A.S.T.A.R.D

One little hair, just one litttle hair of Betty's is out of place and your a dead man.

You sick mother!!

[size=7]This is WAR!!!!!!!!!!! [/size]

now this wouldn't be a threat would it?

that would be bad.  so very bad. 
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#6
Jimmie.....

he had her at work today........

 

and......Confusedhock:

 

and....................Confusedhock:Confusedhock:

 

He took her out to the "tool" room........[wow] [wow]

 

 
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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#7
Rob The Long Island Cowboy Wrote:
Jimmie the Mum Wrote:You sick sick B.A.S.T.A.R.D

One little hair, just one litttle hair of Betty's is out of place and your a dead man.

You sick mother!!

[size=7]This is WAR!!!!!!!!!!! [/size]

now this wouldn't be a threat would it?

that would be bad.  so very bad. 

The Mum never threatens people, he just keeps his promises.

Make Amens with the Lord.
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
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#8
Hey ROB,
We have a 699 yard concrete pour nest week.

Perhaps we can bind her to some #11 Rebar and slowly pour the comcrete?
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#9
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Image: Shit_Fan.gif]It is about to hit the fan!!!!!![wow]

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To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
Theodore Roosevelt

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#10
LOOK!!!! ROBFATHER SENT ME A RANSOM NOTE!!!!!!!


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