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The Man With One Red Bike
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(Narrator) When we last left our hero, Magnum was still on the hunt for Pee Wee Mason . . .

[Image: magnumpi.jpg] 'This creep on the red bike keeps taunting me.  I can't figure out any of these clues he keeps leaving . . . '

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[Image: magnumpi.jpg] 'What the hell does all of that mean?  Its funny . . . The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting... '

(Narrator) Unable to find Ducati, our favorite private investigator has no choice but to enlist the aid of a professional . . .

[Image: MagnumP.jpg] 'Hello.'

[Image: Fortune20Teller201.jpg] 'I am Madam Ruby.  For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you *everything*.'

[Image: MagnumP.jpg] ' Ok.  Tell me why I'm here first.'

[Image: Fortune20Teller201.jpg] 'You are here because . . . you want something.'

[Image: MagnumP.jpg] 'Go on . . .'

[Image: Fortune20Teller201.jpg] 'You are looking for . . . a strange man.'

[Image: MagnumP.jpg] 'Can you see him?'

[Image: Fortune20Teller201.jpg] 'Yes . . . he is disturbing . . .'

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[Image: MagnumP.jpg] 'Yeah, that's him.  Can you tell me where he is?'

[Image: Fortune20Teller201.jpg] 'He is not alone . . . he is with . . . his possee.'

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[Image: MagnumP.jpg] 'Ok, where is he?!?'

[Image: Fortune20Teller201.jpg] 'He is here -'

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[Image: Fortune20Teller201.jpg] ' - in the basement.'

[Image: MagnumP.jpg] 'Al-A-Mo . . . Thank you Madam Ruby.  I will never forget you . . .'

(Narrator) And with that, Magnum and the gang hopped into TC's chopper and began to head to Texas . . . 

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Meanwhile, in the basement of the Alamo -

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Will our heroes be able to storm the Alamo and bring Pee Wee Mason to justice?

Or will Pee Wee and the New Kids dance all over Thomas, Rick and TC?

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VS.

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Will Samuel L. Jackson be able to take care of those snakes in the Alamo?

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Tune in in about 3 to 4 business days (according to the USPS) to find out what happens.

Same Chat Time . . . Same Chat Channel.


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#2
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[party4][party4][party4]

 

YOU ARE ONE SICK DUDE ANDY!! AWESOME STORY THERE!! lol
THE ONE & ONLY - THE LK

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#3
This is amazing!! you must be one smart dude or have a very warped mind?? 

 

Excellent story............
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#4
These are freakin' hilarious. [lol]

Boy, that "guest of Robin Masters" gig sure must leave you with a lot of time on your hands, huh? Big Grin

NANP™
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#5
"in the basement"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lol][ROTF]
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#6
[party4][lol][lol][party4]

it's sick, it's wrong, and i'm laughing my arse off!
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