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The Farmer and the Donkey
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. So he invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well, and happily trotted off!

As the farmers and his neighbors continued to fill in the well the donkey came back, and bit the farmer violently causing a huge puncture wound. The gash from the bite got infected, and the poor farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Whenever you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
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#2
LOL, how true..
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#3
Sooooooo true!!!!
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#4
hahaha, AWESOME! Big Grin
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