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Tank goes fishing
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Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Tank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Tank's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Tank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"$hit Tank, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am.
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#2
:lmao:
--Mike

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#3
Another good one
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#4
Haha
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Ryan
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#5
LMFAO... didn't see that one.
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#6
Makes perfect sense! LOL
Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
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#7
I thought Tank wanted you to keep this a secret?
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#8
LMAO
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