So how much trouble will I get in?

[lz6]

Scott.............you are going to be so busted!    

[US_Tank]

Scott.............you are going to be so busted!    

DITTO!  Dude, nothing you can do!

[Bungalowbill]

the fact that a man thinks he could hide ANYTHING from his woman is so... quaint? wishful? astoundingly naive?

i don't know nothin' about nothin', but i do know all women have giant satellite dishes connected to the frontal cortex which pick up absolutely everything, when it concerns the male of the species. best of luck, and keep your head on a swivel.

(get her a box of chocolates, in any case)

[Poriggity]

 Well, I just left and came back about an hour later, and everything smells normal.  No hint of cigar smoke.. Maybe I just got lucky?  I guess the real test will be in the morning.   Either way.. its not THAT big of a deal... I've squeeked my way out of more pressing situations before
Scott  

[sergione]

 Well, I just left and came back about an hour later, and everything smells normal.  No hint of cigar smoke.. Maybe I just got lucky?  I guess the real test will be in the morning.   Either way.. its not THAT big of a deal... I've squeeked my way out of more pressing situations before
Scott  

Like letting one rip when she goes to get a glass of water in the other room and saying it was the dog....."pinhe perro pedorro cagon"

[Jimmie the Mum]

   Either way.. its not THAT big of a deal... I've squeeked my way out of more pressing situations before
Scott  

keep repeating that to yourself.

[Poriggity]

 Well, I just left and came back about an hour later, and everything smells normal.  No hint of cigar smoke.. Maybe I just got lucky?  I guess the real test will be in the morning.   Either way.. its not THAT big of a deal... I've squeeked my way out of more pressing situations before
Scott  

Like letting one rip when she goes to get a glass of water in the other room and saying it was the dog....."pinhe perro pedorro cagon"

Serg, if we had a dog, it might be the way to go, but since there is no dog..... hmmmm
Scott  

[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

things a woman can smell with the sense of a shark (1 part per hundred million)

• beer
  
• cigars
  
• another woman
  
• garlic
  
• you when you've had fun without her

Things a woman cant smell

• her own farts

[Jimmie the Mum]

things a woman can smell with the sense of a shark (1 part per hundred million)

• beer
  
• cigars
  
• another woman
  
• garlic
  
• you when you've had fun without her

Things a woman cant smell

• her own farts

True skipper..

[Poriggity]

Very true Skip!   I am just gonna have to chance it.  I've already done it, so the damage is done.  I guess we'll find out tomorrow when she gets home
Scott