Santa sucked punched The Mum

[Jimmie the Mum]

Damn that hurt, a sucked punch to the back of my head that knocked me out cold. Freaking fat ba$tard caught me off guard.

I ordered a bunch of stuff from Amazon and since I have Amazon prime packages have been rolling in for Christmas.

I never expected Santa to hit me at the end of the day in broad daylight but the sneaky son of a gun did. 

I saw the UPS truck pull away and there was a package on my porch. I went out to pick it up and when I woke up there were two boxes. One was what I ordered see the wet shaving thread and the other from Santa. 

The letter:


Santa's damage.
Betty as a bodyguard:


Now you all know I'm a Mumcero (Lancero) whore and of course Santa knows that after all he knows everything.
A box of Tatuaje Mumceros:

The Tats naked:


Now, I'm not gonna tell a fib, I smoked all of these tats at one time and I still have some of them but not all. hey I said I'm a Mumcero whore. I have hundreds of Mumceros in my cabinet. But I have very very few of these and am looking forward to enjoying them. 

You gotta love when one receives a Santa gift but even better when it's a something someone took the time to research.

Thanks Santa, I have to make room for this Christmas present. 
I couldn't fit them in my dedicated Mumcero Humidor:

But was able to squeeze them in the cabinet with the other boxes to keep them company:
 

[Tonto]

Holy crap!!!!

Now that is some smackdown!

[nayslayer]

That looks tasty. What a gander at a piece of the mums stash

[TheValKitty]

Very nice! Well done Santa!

[Benfishin1]

More carnage from Santa!

[The Diamond Lion]

Damn Jimmie, you got screwed...blued...and tattooed with this hit. Very nice!

[jam]

Ha ha ha the mum got hot hard way to go Santa love it

[MaytagMan]

Very nice!

And hey, you better smoke that L40 I see in your humi before it goes bad!

[SJS]

Nice Santa smack on The Mum....it's about time you got smacked around a little!!!