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Rob, the long island cowboy
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Rob staggered home very late after another evening drinking with Tonto. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.  As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in   each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Rob sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Rob woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and hos wife staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?" 

Rob  said, "Why you say such a mean thing? "

Well," his wife said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror!


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Big Grin
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#3
[ROTF] good one...
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#4
Big GrinLMAO.....Nice
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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#5
thats funny!



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TomC
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Big Grin [lol]
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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[lol][lol][lol]
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hahhahahahahahaha
THE ONE & ONLY - THE LK

The last time there was a Tsunami at SC was many years ago when a young gentleman came in and EARNED the title of Legend Killer
- the Great Parkster

I don't even have words bro.  You have absolutely blown the $hit out of me. No come back, I got nothing, speechless - The Shephard PO - RIP July 2007
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