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Proud to be Scottish
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A recent study conducted by Aberdeen University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.

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Parkster Wrote:A recent study conducted by Aberdeen University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.

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LOL Parkster Tongue  Does the mileage get better depending on what one drinks or which pair of shoes one wears? Tongue
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The shortest distance between two points, is a straight line. If we wouldn't stagger then the miles would be cut to 300. [ROTF]
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Does that take into account all the miles crawling home from the pub?[smokin3] [Image: 26_17_2.gif] 
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The pub is at the top of a hill for a good reason ........ Tongue
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Parkster Wrote:The pub is at the top of a hill for a good reason ........ Tongue
Thats why your mileage is so good, your always coasting Big Grin
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