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A recent study conducted by Aberdeen University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.
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Parkster Wrote:A recent study conducted by Aberdeen University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.
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The shortest distance between two points, is a straight line. If we wouldn't stagger then the miles would be cut to 300. [ROTF]
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Does that take into account all the miles
crawling home from the pub?[smokin3]
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The pub is at the top of a hill for a good reason ........
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