06-18-2007, 07:06 PM
Parkster and an American were flying across the Atlantic to New York when the stewardess approached.
"May I get you something?" she asked.
" Yes, a whisky" Parkster replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the American if he'd like one.
"Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Parkster hurriedly passed the drink back, saying " Hoot, I didn't know there was a choice!"
"May I get you something?" she asked.
" Yes, a whisky" Parkster replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the American if he'd like one.
"Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Parkster hurriedly passed the drink back, saying " Hoot, I didn't know there was a choice!"
Freakin' ray of sunshine, ain't I.
