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Old Fart Football
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally $hits in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.


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#2
OMG that was funny.
As Mr. Mum says "make the time you wont regret it"
2010 the year I got my a$$ handed to me from my fellow SC brothers!
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Lol1
The 2 most important days of your life are: The day you were born & the day you find out why
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#4
:lmao:
Great Friday morning joke!
Thanks Jimmie!
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And I was expecting pictures of you, Tank and Skipper playing football! Big Grin
--Mike
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(02-18-2011, 10:00 AM)wtfdic Wrote: And I was expecting pictures of you, Tank and Skipper playing football! Big Grin

Watch it, I could make a side trip to your place this weekend.
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