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Official 2009 Vegas Herf Thread (aka The Mac and Tank Variety Show)
-PO- Wrote:You know the old saying.  What happens in Vegas Stay's in Vegas!!!!!!!

 

...............except for the pictures!  [pimp]
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Bobgun Wrote:Either you guys must have been stiffled by the 110 degree temps or there was a lot of "It stays in Vegas" stuff going on. 

From the pictures already presented, the most daring event was flicking "escourt cards' at the unsuspecting Iowa farm couples as they passed by and meeting Eli.

Let's see, Gunnar was MIA for a while . . .and no report.

Lots of pool time . . .

So I conclude ......"SHHHHHHH, don't tell a soul!!!"  Big Grin

Here are some bullet pionts of a few of the highlights...

Gunnar to Jimmie:  "I'll F*ck your gravy up!"

Gunnar: "I'm f*cking hammered!"

Gunnar's friend peed blood.   (Seriously)

Gunnar was cut off at the poolside bar.

Gunnar was missing for a few days.

We were propositioned by a skanky hooker...   we are talking Skeletor on crack...

   - "Where is this fine looking group of gentlemen going?"
       (As we were walking into the hotel.)

   - "We're going to bed."    -Tank

   -  "Well why don't you all take me to bed with you?"

Jebus puked all over my bathroom.

People were crammed into an elevator.  In mid-trip, someone (not part of our group) said, "Don't touch me there, you're not my grandpa!"  (Reported by Zammer)

 

 

And that is just what comes to mind without really thinking about it...  Confusedhock:[wow]Confusedhock:
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sounds like fear, loathing, and stark raving bliss at its finest. smells like feet and whiskey. Tongue

damn that sounds like fun! bummed i missed it. pics! evidence! dna samples!

inquiring and jealous as hell minds... Smile


ah, never mind. just saw the pic threads. now to kick back with some everclear and a box of whipits to enjoy the show...
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MaytagMan Wrote:
Bobgun Wrote:Either you guys must have been stiffled by the 110 degree temps or there was a lot of "It stays in Vegas" stuff going on. 

From the pictures already presented, the most daring event was flicking "escourt cards' at the unsuspecting Iowa farm couples as they passed by and meeting Eli.

Let's see, Gunnar was MIA for a while . . .and no report.

Lots of pool time . . .

So I conclude ......"SHHHHHHH, don't tell a soul!!!"  Big Grin

Here are some bullet pionts of a few of the highlights...

Gunnar to Jimmie:  "I'll F*ck your gravy up!"

Gunnar: "I'm f*cking hammered!"

Gunnar's friend peed blood.   (Seriously)

Gunnar was cut off at the poolside bar.

Gunnar was missing for a few days.

We were propositioned by a skanky hooker...   we are talking Skeletor on crack...

   - "Where is this fine looking group of gentlemen going?"
       (As we were walking into the hotel.)

   - "We're going to bed."    -Tank

   -  "Well why don't you all take me to bed with you?"

Jebus puked all over my bathroom.

People were crammed into an elevator.  In mid-trip, someone (not part of our group) said, "Don't touch me there, you're not my grandpa!"  (Reported by Zammer)

 

 

And that is just what comes to mind without really thinking about it...  Confusedhock:[wow]Confusedhock:
Good list so far LOL! I'll add some as I remember them.


 I slipped on titties and fell.     Kerra


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This is my kind of crew!!!

Cut off at the pool... [wow] It is difficult to do that in Vegas. 

During our last Vegas trip, I walked into a buffet with a bottle of Booker's. I had already drank 3/4 of the bottle.  Nobody said a word... [pimp]

Jason
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BaileyCAO Wrote:
MaytagMan Wrote:
Bobgun Wrote:Either you guys must have been stiffled by the 110 degree temps or there was a lot of "It stays in Vegas" stuff going on. 

From the pictures already presented, the most daring event was flicking "escourt cards' at the unsuspecting Iowa farm couples as they passed by and meeting Eli.

Let's see, Gunnar was MIA for a while . . .and no report.

Lots of pool time . . .

So I conclude ......"SHHHHHHH, don't tell a soul!!!"  Big Grin

Here are some bullet pionts of a few of the highlights...

Gunnar to Jimmie:  "I'll F*ck your gravy up!"

Gunnar: "I'm f*cking hammered!"

Gunnar's friend peed blood.   (Seriously)

Gunnar was cut off at the poolside bar.

Gunnar was missing for a few days.

We were propositioned by a skanky hooker...   we are talking Skeletor on crack...

   - "Where is this fine looking group of gentlemen going?"
       (As we were walking into the hotel.)

   - "We're going to bed."    -Tank

   -  "Well why don't you all take me to bed with you?"

Jebus puked all over my bathroom.

People were crammed into an elevator.  In mid-trip, someone (not part of our group) said, "Don't touch me there, you're not my grandpa!"  (Reported by Zammer)

 

 

And that is just what comes to mind without really thinking about it...  Confusedhock:[wow]Confusedhock:
Good list so far LOL! I'll add some as I remember them.


 I slipped on titties and fell.     Kerra

Also from your lovely bride...

"I've never had a black man's ass so close to my chest before."

"Seriously, Bailey!"

 
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Like a good joke, I forgot so many of the great quotes!  Sheesh!
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Kerra slipping on titties makes me laugh every time!  I had an absolute blast, and I can't wait to do it again... Hopefully sooner than a year from now!
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MaytagMan Wrote:
BaileyCAO Wrote:
MaytagMan Wrote:
Bobgun Wrote:Either you guys must have been stiffled by the 110 degree temps or there was a lot of "It stays in Vegas" stuff going on. 

From the pictures already presented, the most daring event was flicking "escourt cards' at the unsuspecting Iowa farm couples as they passed by and meeting Eli.

Let's see, Gunnar was MIA for a while . . .and no report.

Lots of pool time . . .

So I conclude ......"SHHHHHHH, don't tell a soul!!!"  Big Grin

Here are some bullet pionts of a few of the highlights...

Gunnar to Jimmie:  "I'll F*ck your gravy up!"

Gunnar: "I'm f*cking hammered!"

Gunnar's friend peed blood.   (Seriously)

Gunnar was cut off at the poolside bar.

Gunnar was missing for a few days.

We were propositioned by a skanky hooker...   we are talking Skeletor on crack...

   - "Where is this fine looking group of gentlemen going?"
       (As we were walking into the hotel.)

   - "We're going to bed."    -Tank

   -  "Well why don't you all take me to bed with you?"

Jebus puked all over my bathroom.

People were crammed into an elevator.  In mid-trip, someone (not part of our group) said, "Don't touch me there, you're not my grandpa!"  (Reported by Zammer)

 

 

And that is just what comes to mind without really thinking about it...  Confusedhock:[wow]Confusedhock:
Good list so far LOL! I'll add some as I remember them.


 I slipped on titties and fell.     Kerra

Also from your lovely bride...

"I've never had a black man's ass so close to my chest before."

"Seriously, Bailey!"

 
Just thought of another one!

Your a 6 sober but a 10 when drunk!
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