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Nayslayer up to his old tricks
Larry goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, 'Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself?'

Larry replies, 'I'm doing great doc! In fact...I've been having these weird experiences lately. As if a spirit is speaking to me.' 

Concerned, the doctor asks, 'What do you mean Larry?'

'When I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off. And I'm not doing anything.'

'Wow, that’s incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.

'Mrs. Naysayer,' he says, 'Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of the little experiences he claims he's been having lately. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?'

'Oh, no,' exclaims Larry's wife. 'He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!'
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