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Nayslayer Driving to the PA Herf
Nayslayer was driving to the PA herf.

He was pulled over on the side of the road for speeding.
The officer said, 'Sir do you know why I pulled you over?'

'No idea officer,'  Larry replied.

'Well I've got you clocked here doing 78 mph, I'll need to see your license and registration.'

Handing over his papers Nayslayer replies, 'Officer I had no idea I saw a sign that said 78 I thought I was obeying the law.'

The officer pointed out, 'No sir, that sign was for Highway 78, the speed limit here is 65, but since you're from out of state I see that could be an easy mistake for a dumb azz to make so I'm going to let you off with a warning.'

At this moment about half a dozen cop cars aggressively halt around  Larry's car, lights and sirens blaring. They block him in and took out their guns leveled at Nayslayer. 

The officer is stunned, 'What the hell is this I didn't ask for backup?!' 

Then  Larry says, 'Well I did just get off of Highway 160..'
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