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Does Maytag Need Hearing Aids
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Maytag goes to the doctor. 

'Doctor, I think my girlfriend is getting hard of hearing,' he told the doctor. 

'There's a simple test you can run to see how bad the problem is: Start out 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone say something and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response,' the doctor replied. 

Before you leave, could you look at my Maytag washer, it'd not draining. So after Bill fixes the washer for the doc, he heads home.

That evening, Maytag's girlfriend is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. In a normal tone, he asks, 'Honey, what's for supper?'

No response.

So he moves to the other end of the room and repeats, 'Honey, what's for supper?' Still no response.

Next, he moves into the dining room. 'Honey, what's for supper?' No response, so he walks up to the kitchen door.

'Honey, what's for supper?' Again, there is no response, so he walks right up behind her. 'Honey, what's for supper?'

'FREAKING CHICKEN Bill! For the fifth time, CHICKEN!' You Moron..
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LMAO!
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LMAO
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Huh?

Hahahahaha!!!







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Lol
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