Maytagman helps Diamond Lion

[Jimmie the Mum]

Diamond Lion is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and is at the million-dollar question.
Which by the way is very amazing.
The question is, 'Which of these birds doesn't build its own nest?'
The available choices were:
A. The cuckoo 
B. The sparrow
c. The eagle
d. The red-tailed hawk 

Diamond Lion didn't know the answer even tho he's an animal lover, so he decided to use his last lifeline which was 'phone a friend.'
Instead of calling The Mum, he calls Maytag and repeats the question. Bill immediately says, 'It's the cuckoo.'
'Are you sure?' asks Doug. 
'Trust me you dumb Lion, I'm positive,' Bill replied. 

So Diamond Lion answers A. The cuckoo and wins a million dollars.

After a few days, he visited Maytag for a celebratory stogie & to thank him for his help. 
'By the way, how did you know the cuckoo doesn't build its own nest?' he asked.

Maytag smirks, turned and said, 'Because it lives in a clock, duh!'

[MaytagMan]

hahahahahaha! Funny you should mention that... Diamond Lion could post a pic on this thread!

[The Diamond Lion]

HAHAHA...

However, Mumfather. You got it backwards...Maytag calls me...

[Jimmie the Mum]

Well I'm old & got mixed up...

Congrats Bill, you got the million.

The Lion might mate every now & then but he ain't very smart..

[The Diamond Lion]

Then again. That means Maytag has the $1 million.

I WANT MY CUT, BILL!!!

LMAO

[Jimmie the Mum]

I thought Maytag gave you a Cuban Doug?

[The Diamond Lion]

For a million, it better be the rest of his well-aged Espendidos. Or is entire damn humidor.  I know Bill has good stuff in there. Hahahaha

[Jimmie the Mum]

I was thinking of a real life Cuban to replace that blow up doll you have..

[The Diamond Lion]

Well, my blow up Cuban really blows well. I poked it with a needle for more excitement.

[MaytagMan]

Your Cuban majordomo Pepito will make sure the holes in your doll are properly patched.