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Lion Tamer Wanted
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 A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
 
One is a good looking, gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties, the other is an older retired golfer in his late sixties. 
  
 
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He killed my last tamer, so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."  She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.  He continues to lick and kiss her private parts for several minutes until she reaches a climax, moaning with pleasure. The lion rests his head at her feet and is completely content.
 
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.  He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
 
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, but first  get that damn lion out of the cage." 
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#2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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#3
[lol]
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