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Just for Jimmie....
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A newly-wed woman became more and more frustrated with her love life because her husband was infatuated with Betty Boo: her songs, her pictures - everything about the woman. To win back his attention she decided to have the letters B B tastefully tattooed on her breasts.
The tattooist however warned her that age and gravity would make this very unappealing later in life and suggested instead that she had the initial B tattooed on each buttock.Whilst this was rather more embarrassing to have done, she agreed and the tattoo was finally finished.

When her husband came back from work that night she greeted him, dressed only in her negligee. Turning round, she bent over and lifted the negligee slightly to reveal the artwork.

'What do you think?' she asked, in as sexy voice as she could muster.

'What do I think? What do I think?' he replied angrily. 'Who the hell is Bob?'
...moving along...nothing left to see here.
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(07-05-2012, 02:27 PM)Domniomaestro Wrote: A newly-wed woman became more and more frustrated with her love life because her husband was infatuated with Betty Boo: her songs, her pictures - everything about the woman. To win back his attention she decided to have the letters B B tastefully tattooed on her breasts.
The tattooist however warned her that age and gravity would make this very unappealing later in life and suggested instead that she had the initial B tattooed on each buttock.Whilst this was rather more embarrassing to have done, she agreed and the tattoo was finally finished.

When her husband came back from work that night she greeted him, dressed only in her negligee. Turning round, she bent over and lifted the negligee slightly to reveal the artwork.

'What do you think?' she asked, in as sexy voice as she could muster.

'What do I think? What do I think?' he replied angrily. 'Who the hell is Bob?'

wow
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#3
LMAO
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#4
Pretty sure Jimmie would be excited seeing another mans name tattooed on a chicks a$$. Would make it easier for him to think about guys Tongue
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#5
Hahahaha that's good stuff!
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#6
That was good. B then aHole then B for Bob.Big Grin
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#7
That's funny!!
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#8
Way too funny!
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#9
NICE LOL
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