09-12-2010, 10:39 AM
An Irishman walks into a pub and orders 3 Guinness. The bartender pours the pints and the Irishman takes them over to the corner and proceeds to drink them, gets up and leaves. This goes on for about 3 months, everyday at 5:00. Finally the bartender ask why the man gets 3 Guinness and sits in the corner and drinks them. The Irishman said that he has 2 brothers and when they all left Ireland to different parts of the world they decided they would all sit down at 5:00 and have a beer for each one of them in honor of their brotherhood. After a month or so the man comes in and orders 2 Guinness and goes and sits in the corner, drinks them and leaves. After a week of only ordering 2 Guinness the bartender starts to think that something terrible must of happened to one of the brothers. Well the man comes in the next day at 5:00 and orders his 2 Guinness. The bartender says I noticed you are only ordering 2 Guinness and I can only think something has happened to one of your brothers and I'm very sorry for your loss. The man looks up and says oh no they are just fine I just decided to quit drinking.