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Irishman walks into a pub
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An Irishman walks into a pub and orders 3 Guinness. The bartender pours the pints and the Irishman takes them over to the corner and proceeds to drink them, gets up and leaves. This goes on for about 3 months, everyday at 5:00. Finally the bartender ask why the man gets 3 Guinness and sits in the corner and drinks them. The Irishman said that he has 2 brothers and when they all left Ireland to different parts of the world they decided they would all sit down at 5:00 and have a beer for each one of them in honor of their brotherhood. After a month or so the man comes in and orders 2 Guinness and goes and sits in the corner, drinks them and leaves. After a week of only ordering 2 Guinness the bartender starts to think that something terrible must of happened to one of the brothers. Well the man comes in the next day at 5:00 and orders his 2 Guinness. The bartender says I noticed you are only ordering 2 Guinness and I can only think something has happened to one of your brothers and I'm very sorry for your loss. The man looks up and says oh no they are just fine I just decided to quit drinking.
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#2
LMFAO good one



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#3
LOL Smile
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#4
lol, great one.
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#5
That was cool..
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LOL...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#7
haha, awesome! Big Grin
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#8
Hehe, reminds me of the guy that goes into the bar and always orders two drinks, one for him and one for his deceased Dad. One day he orders only one and the bartender wonders if he is over his father's death. And the guy says, 'nope, Dad's on the wagon.'
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#9
Great jokes!
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