10-25-2011, 08:29 AM
I filed my 2010 tax return and expected a refund. Instead, I’m being audited!
In response to the question "Number of dependents," I replied:
“12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack-heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bastards; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; half of Mexico; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate.”
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer….
In response to the question "Number of dependents," I replied:
“12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack-heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bastards; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; half of Mexico; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate.”
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer….
They call me The Mum - Jimmie the Mum
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore
Viva Mumcero - Mahk 12/4/2010 - http://www.stogiechat.com/forum/thread-20737.html
Honorary Shield Brother
Weak people seek Revenge, Strong people Forgive, Intelligent people Ignore