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I think you're the father of one of my kids
#1
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a
beautiful blond woman waving at him and says
hello. He's rather taken aback, because he
can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father
of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My
God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with
wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
your son's math teacher."
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#2
ROTFLMAO........GREAT FIND SKIP, JUST GREAT[lol]
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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#3
 [Image: 4_18_5.gif] OOPS. 
Freakin' ray of sunshine, ain't I.
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#4
Doh!!!!!!!!!
THEY CALL ME THE SHEPHERD!!! AKA LK HUNTER, FACE BOOK MARIO HUNTER, THE GREAT ONE HUNTER, ETC.
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#5
[ROTF][lol]
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#6
Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo Wrote:She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
your son's math teacher."
ROTFLMAO!
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#7
Damn
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