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I bought a new truck
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Got me a new truck!

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

T he salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and fo r the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some fools ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck
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#2
[lol]
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#3
Does anyone read the jokes anymore or just picture tag? Sad
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#4
LOL, good stuff Blues
THEY CALL ME THE SHEPHERD!!! AKA LK HUNTER, FACE BOOK MARIO HUNTER, THE GREAT ONE HUNTER, ETC.
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#5
Stereotyping are we?

 

 

 

Yes that was BLATANT SARCASM!
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#6
I only stereotype Toyotas that smoke green cigars !!
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#7
[lol][lol][lol][lol][lol][ROTF]
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Bluesman455 Wrote:Does anyone read the jokes anymore or just picture tag? Sad
Hello and yesSmile
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#9
Considering this one my opening "piss off the liberal social workers" statement of Friday morning at the water cooler.
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#10
Just saw this Don and love the joke.....
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