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How Can I help
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01-24-2013, 09:51 AM
Obama wakes up one night. There is George Washington's ghost! Obama says, “George, how can I help this country? Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was."

Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time it's Thomas Jefferson’s ghost! Obama says "Tom how can I help this country?" Jefferson says, "Love the Constitution like I did."

Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, Obama says "Abe how can I help this country?" Abe replies, "Buy theater tickets"
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01-24-2013, 10:13 AM
haha
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01-24-2013, 10:33 AM
I LOVE IT!!!!!
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01-24-2013, 10:43 AM
LMAO
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01-24-2013, 05:34 PM (This post was last modified: 01-24-2013, 05:35 PM by wtfdic.)
:LOL1:
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01-24-2013, 05:43 PM
Nice Jim. I'll pay for them!!
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01-24-2013, 09:09 PM
LMAO!
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01-25-2013, 12:01 AM
Ouch! That's not nice to joke about my father like that.......
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