I went for a drink with my mates English Anthony and Irish Ken last night,
We all had a drink sitting in front of us as you would expect, Tony had Pimms, Ken had a pint of Guiness and I had a dram
Unbelievably, just as we were about to toast and get started with the evenings drunken shenanigans (apart from Tony, Pimms is like a fruit based drink for the ladies, he's always been a bit suspect in my mind, anyway, as we were lifting to toast, a fly landed in each of our drinks.
Tony .... Being a bit of a drama queen .... Threw a hissy fit and stomped off to buy another Pimms.
Ken, he simply blew the fly and some froth off of his pint and necked half of his drink with a smile.
Me?
Well I carefully lifted the fly out of my dram by his wings and held him aloft of my glass
And in a low voice, said to the fly
spit out ye wee Bastige!!!!!!!!
We all had a drink sitting in front of us as you would expect, Tony had Pimms, Ken had a pint of Guiness and I had a dram
Unbelievably, just as we were about to toast and get started with the evenings drunken shenanigans (apart from Tony, Pimms is like a fruit based drink for the ladies, he's always been a bit suspect in my mind, anyway, as we were lifting to toast, a fly landed in each of our drinks.
Tony .... Being a bit of a drama queen .... Threw a hissy fit and stomped off to buy another Pimms.
Ken, he simply blew the fly and some froth off of his pint and necked half of his drink with a smile.
Me?
Well I carefully lifted the fly out of my dram by his wings and held him aloft of my glass
And in a low voice, said to the fly
spit out ye wee Bastige!!!!!!!!
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