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Govt. bureaucrats!
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Govt. bureaucrats!!!


Now there is a reason for a gun.


Texas Department of Water Representative


A Texas Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation." The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."


The water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the
government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land, no questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"


The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.


Later,the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the water rep running like crazy for the fence. Close behind was the rancher's huge bull. The bull was gaining on the water rep with every step. The rep was clearly terrified,so the old rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out...



"Your card,STUPID! Show him your card!"
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[lol]
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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[ROTF]

hahahahahahahahahaha
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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