05-10-2013, 12:42 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-11-2013, 12:55 PM by The Diamond Lion.)
You want to maintain a tight grip on your shaft
And always keep your little head pointed toward the target.
Your best driver is always your biggest wood.
Your sole goal is to slap your balls into small holes.
We do our best to get out of a bad lay.
Rough grass is tougher to poke your balls through than a neatly trimmed fairway.
The game has great up and downs when you're a good swinger.
The fans love to yell, "GET IN THE HOLE!"
Finally,
![[Image: 847865e44b84d91812aa02e35097c973_zpsd7cf5c1d.jpg]](http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx248/TheDiamondLion/StogieChat/Fun%20Stuff/847865e44b84d91812aa02e35097c973_zpsd7cf5c1d.jpg)
And always keep your little head pointed toward the target.
Your best driver is always your biggest wood.
Your sole goal is to slap your balls into small holes.
We do our best to get out of a bad lay.
Rough grass is tougher to poke your balls through than a neatly trimmed fairway.
The game has great up and downs when you're a good swinger.
The fans love to yell, "GET IN THE HOLE!"
Finally,
"I will strive to live with love & care—upon the level by the square"
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