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Dont fart in Harrods
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A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look
more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she
turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her Good looking as well Cool as a cucumber, he
displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store
like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman
somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of this
lovely bracelet?' He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it -
you're going to $hit yourself when I tell you the price!"****
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#3
Haha. I read it to my wife and she loved it too!!!
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#4
Lol1
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#5
lol
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#6
That's about right.
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