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Diagnosis by a Quack
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10-02-2006, 01:31 PM
Tommy2guns Wrote:I can't get laid! Have you bathed lately, brushed your teeth, scraped the barnacles off your tools? Suggest these tips first, if no success there, then join sex addicts anonymous, and sit in a session and afterwards ask some of the session members to come on home with you, works for umm a friend of mine everytime!! of course you may get kicked out of the class too, but atleast you have found some playmates!! Good luck
10-02-2006, 01:32 PM
Tommy2guns Wrote:I can't get laid! Have you bathed lately, brushed your teeth, scraped the barnacles off your tools? Suggest these tips first, if no success there, then join sex addicts anonymous, and sit in a session and afterwards ask some of the session members to come on home with you, works for umm a friend of mine everytime!! of course you may get kicked out of the class too, but atleast you have found some playmates!! Good luck
10-02-2006, 01:34 PM
Maduro_Scotty Wrote:What's it called if you can't see your ass going to work?UNEMPLOYED 
10-02-2006, 07:30 PM
VEGASVIXEN06 Wrote:PO Wrote:I wake up in the morning with this god awful taste in my mouth like a cat shit in it and I don't even have a cat!!!! Please help house quack ROTFLMAO!!!!![winner][winner][winner] Great come backs VV
THEY CALL ME THE SHEPHERD!!! AKA LK HUNTER, FACE BOOK MARIO HUNTER, THE GREAT ONE HUNTER, ETC.
10-02-2006, 07:40 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!! [lol]
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
10-02-2006, 08:55 PM
VEGASVIXEN06 Wrote:This is where the female perspective may perhaps be a bit inaccurate. The four hour erection is the key to nirvana. This is why the seek immediate medical attention advice is a female driven myth. The reason? A man who can maintain wood for four hours destroys the chick he's with. Wakes here up. Destroys her again. Wakes her up. Destroys her again. This continues two or three times. After a few times of not being able to sit down the next day she begins to "awaken" to the benefits of threesomes and moresomes, she may even suggest them. Finally man ends up with threesomes which his missus aranges. He's not vulgar or unfaithful rather moreso the dutiful husband. As you can see there truly is no problem with a four hour erection.Rob The Long Island Cowboy Wrote:More than four hours is never a problem!! If it is then something is wrong with the receptee, she is faulty, or dead, dont know which, take her pulse and if none there, subscribe to Sexsearch and they will show up at your door to handle the issues for you!!Tonto The Long Island Sidekick Wrote:Wow, I can't believe it.mainly because anyone who's ever had wood for over four hours straight has ever viewed it as a problem.
10-02-2006, 09:08 PM
Damm, I've only been able to get to 3 1/2 hrs.
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
10-02-2006, 09:13 PM
Tonto The Long Island Sidekick Wrote:Damm, I've only been able to get to 3 1/2 hrs.you need to stop using those costco batteries bro.
10-02-2006, 09:42 PM
Rob The Long Island Cowboy Wrote:[doh]Tonto The Long Island Sidekick Wrote:Damm, I've only been able to get to 3 1/2 hrs.you need to stop using those costco batteries bro.
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles 
10-03-2006, 12:27 PM
discdog Wrote:This doc makes house calls:Roflmao!!!!!!Your too much bro! |
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