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Dear Abby
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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, Just some friends from work, you don't know them. I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks, Bob
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#2
LOL!
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#3
That was great!
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#4
Now that guy has his head on straight. Priorities man, priorities.
Freakin' ray of sunshine, ain't I.
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#5
Big Grin
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#6
Big Grin
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#7
What a mans man

lmao

Big Grin
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin
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#8
hahaha....that was good...Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin
I love when people think I'm psychologically disturbed cause it means I overloaded their neurological nerves
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#9
now thats funny!
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#10
[lol][ROTF]
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