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Cop Humor
#1
And you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor.... The
following dialogs were taken from actual police car videos around the
country........

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo-doo!"

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

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#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

and the best one . .

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right, we don't. ... Sign here."[/size][size="10"][/size][size="10"]
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#2
Those are great. Got to have a sense of humor when you are dealing with the garbage of the world.  Wonder which one MikeD uses the most?
Freakin' ray of sunshine, ain't I.
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#3
good ones... and Mike makes it up as he goes
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#4
#4 sounds very familiar...

Oops. :?
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#5
Cops have humor?   Wink
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
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#6
Suprised Mike didn't post anything here.

 

NYPD
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