Book Report

[ashman]

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2
books, "Titanic"  by James Cameron's  & "My Life"   by
Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical
stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... cost - $29.99


Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their
forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton  ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their
forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist .

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets
ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her
life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of
seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there,
either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically
the same thing.
 

[Jimmie the Mum]

That was good.