09-20-2007, 11:36 AM
Rob The Long Island Cowboy Wrote:awesome! you've got to love cutting up in public with hopeless straights.First class Rob, first class.
when we first moved into this as close to mayberry neighborhood as you can get on long island the neighbors all minded eachother's business. like wisteria lane only worse. so they keep asking my wife what's wrong with her husband. why i don't talk to anyone and bla bla bla. anyways at the block party i'm playing a little pickup basketball game with the neighborhood kids and mind in front of my house. a bunch of the wives came over to comment how wonderful i was with kids. i told her that prison had changed me. game over and no one bothers me to talk anymore.
second best one was my neighbor next door. i mow her lawn and clean the snow for her. naturally all the neighborhood women start gossiping. my wife explains that she suspects i may be having an affair. i grab my towel, shampoo and a pair of gym shorts and head next door. i hop in the shower there and wait until the neighborhood lady walker's club thing passes down my block. i put on the gym shorts. cover them with the towel. hair is soaking wet. grab the shampoo bottle and walk back across my lawn to my front door. nothing funnier than eight fifty year old women stopping to stare. i waved. bid them good evening and closed the front door. they stood there or at least fifteen minutes cackling like hens. while they still don't talk to me several of them have asked my wife if i'll help fix a lock, plumbing, garage door and so on.
i can go on. got to love the suburbs. so many targets.