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03-16-2021, 05:28 PM
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman were having a drink in an American pub when the conversation turned to their bars back home.
The Englishman started off by bragging that his English pub was better than this American bar because every third drink was on the house.
The Scotsman, not to be outdone, said that back home not only is every other drink on the house, but they put out a nice table of food for all the customers.
Finally the Irishman spoke up.
"You guys don't know nuthin'.
In the town I come from, they serve you the best whiskey in the world for free.
They also serve you a first class dinner, at no charge.
Then when you've had your fill of whiskey and food, they help you upstairs to a nice room where they get you laid, and let you sleep it off!"
The two men were silent in disbelief for a minute, then finally one of them spoke.
"Do you mean to tell us that you've personally experienced this?"
"No" said the Irishman, "but my sister has."
The Englishman started off by bragging that his English pub was better than this American bar because every third drink was on the house.
The Scotsman, not to be outdone, said that back home not only is every other drink on the house, but they put out a nice table of food for all the customers.
Finally the Irishman spoke up.
"You guys don't know nuthin'.
In the town I come from, they serve you the best whiskey in the world for free.
They also serve you a first class dinner, at no charge.
Then when you've had your fill of whiskey and food, they help you upstairs to a nice room where they get you laid, and let you sleep it off!"
The two men were silent in disbelief for a minute, then finally one of them spoke.
"Do you mean to tell us that you've personally experienced this?"
"No" said the Irishman, "but my sister has."
If Sonny had EZ-Pass, he'd have survived that hit...
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
Never apologize mister, it's a sign of weakness. - Capt. Nathan Cutting Brittles
