A Very Magnum Christmas

[Magnum PI]

After my little mishap in North Dakota, I decided to head back to Hawaii to spend Christmas amongst friends.  (Ed. Note See http://www.stogiechat.com/cigar-forum/view_topic.php?id=7823&forum_id=4)



T'was the Night Before Christmas, here at the Robin's Nest

Not a creature was stirring, not even this pest -

With T.C. in his unitard (?) -

And I in my cap -

We had just settled down for a long winter's nap.  (In separate beds - not that there is anything wrong with that)

When out on the beach there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a lowrider . . .  with Jeebus and his gear -

'Magnum,' he said, 'you live you so far,'

'Its not easy crossing the ocean in a car.'

'Thanks to you, I am a star on 

'And dirty old men are sending me griploads of lube.'

'So now Magnum,' said Jeebus as he made his nose twitch,

'You will find out that payback really is a bitch.'

Jeebus reached into his bag and then threw at me,

Four new cigars, (one H Upmann and some other three).



Before I could thank him, he hopped in his ride,

'Sorry, I've got a bounce while its still low-tide!'



But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

'Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night.'

[Stands and Looks Back]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Not A Nice Person]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Great hit, totally inspired storyboard.

This place rocks.

NANP™
[cigar]

[ColbyPants]

Jeebus grew some juevos, evidently.  Nice hit, meng!

[Riofan]

Nice story board Magnum and great hit Jeebus [ROTF]

[steve047]

now thats funny

[Skipper the cigar aFISHinodo]

NICE!!! and what a post!

[lz6]

Very cool!   

[Tonto]

AWESOME!!!

In the running for post of the year!!!   

[fishhound]

AWESOME!!!

In the running for post of the year!!!   

Ditto, I got hit by the Beaner too.